GEORGE

.. of the jungle, this is for you.
I'm gonna turn up my charm and start to woo.
So, sit back and enjoy this post
Cause I know what you want the most.
It might have something to do with staying the night,
And EVERYTHING to do with making out in the moonlight.
I know you've told me that you want my body,
All I have to say about that is, "Loddy doddy... You naughty hottie!"
Just remember we've got a PG love story,
Now this is showing me in all of my glory.
Speaking of PG, George, have you seen Dennis The Menace?
What? It's just a question, like, "Do you like tennis?"
So, whatever, that was kinda lame.
It's ok though, 'cause I have no shame.
Speaking of movies, have you seen, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
That GEORGE "BABY FACE" NIELSEN is anything but bow-wow.
He is definitely MEOW!!
And on that note, YOU ARE THE COOLEST EVER!!
But, you have to admit this poem's proved that I'm pretty clever.
(I bet you couldn't do any better!)
Yeah, that's right, there's a challenge on the table.
So, go ahead if you think you're able.
As much as I know you hate it, this poem's got to end.
What were you thinking I was trying to intend?
All I wanted to know is.. what are you doing this weekend? ;)