Ridiculous Movies..

Dear friends and family,

I have a situation on my hands. His name is George, and he LOVES stupid, ridiculous movies. I'm not talking about movies like, Year One, As Good As It Gets, or even Glitter that featured Mariah Carey. I'm talking about terrible, way off, wacked out movies. Here are a couple examples. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Yep. Just the name alone tells the story.

I have taken the liberty to inquire about the fasination between George and these movies and it went a little something like this: 

Chelsea: "George, what is the reasoning behind all this?"
George: "Well, Chelsea to answer your question, the reasoning is to observe the ridiculous cinematography, CHEESY lines, sub-par acting, and glorious beasts. I find it fascinating that these producers will pay 100,000s - millions of dollars to directors, storywriters, and actors to create such a piece of crap. The phrase “are they serious?” probably comes to mind 25-35 times throughout the movie. Yet, laying my eyes on the glorious beasts created with 1995 caliber graphics makes it all worth it for me."
Chelsea: "Why do you LOVE these movies?"
George: "Observing the glorious creatures… Deep down I believe in sea monsters, in Nessie. "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" answers one of the deep questions that has plagued my soul since I was a small boy. I also believe in Bigfoot and mindless Puma’s and Grizzly’s that exist to eff people up, like in "Grizzly Rage." These movies keep that small flame of hope alive. Unfortunately the movies are made by retards."

 

Well folks, there you have it. From the man himself. If anyone can top these movies, let me know. I'm sure my husband would be thrilled! :)